okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6